welp.2ez, having spawned between his two allies, is tasked with feeding them gold and wood so they can tower the chokepoint of their respective lanes. All three go for the standard Clan TOWA build of altar, farm, and mill-type structures for their respective races, while neglecting to build tier 1 unit-producing barracks of any sort. Both ugh.2ez and cum.2ez send workers out to their chokepoints and start queuing up towers in a horizontal line, 2 to 3 rows deep.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the map, both real331 and b1209irthday wait for their resources to accumulate before building their ancient of war and hunter's hall simultaneously to set up for huntresses. legd-milk opts for a standard orc build of altar, burrow, and barracks for good ol' fashioned grunts.

welp.2ez and ugh.2ez hire dual Archmages to blizzard harass the opposing team's workers, while cum.2ez commands a Blademaster for the same purpose. Water elementals make a negligible impact during large team battles, especially on a map where all the green camps can cast purge to deal 400 damage to summoned units. AoE skills are far more critical when allied forces wholly consist of only heroes and towers defending against a mounting siege army. Blademaster and heroes like the Warden can whittle down enemy forces in long, drawn out tower games while possessing handy escape skills.

legd-milk hires a Tauren Chieftain while his slutty night elf allies real331 and b1209irthday hire a Priestess of the Moon and Keeper of the Grove, respectively. These heroes are very army-centric, considering that the Priestess and Tauren wield two of the arguably best auras in the game. The unarmored huntresses, augmented by the Priestess's trueshot aura, can deal the majority of the damage while grunts bear the brunt of enemy forces.

b1209irthday sends a scout wisp in a counterclockwise fashion, passing cum.2ez's peon on its way to make the first of many towers, and soon sends his Priestess of the Moon towards cum.2ez's base. It spots the towers at the chokepoint on the right side, but before it can prevent their construction, is chased off by cum.2ez's Blademaster and welp.2ez's Archmage.

Meanwhile, legd-milk's Tauren and accompanying grunts finish creeping the nearest two green camps of thunder lizards as cum.2ez's Blademaster approaches b1209irthday's soil. b1209irthday's arrangement of moonwells and hunter's hall in front of his wood-gathering wisps frustrates the harassment.

Meanwhile, legd-milk's Tauren and accompanying grunts finish creeping the nearest two green camps of thunder lizards as cum.2ez's Blademaster approaches b1209irthday's soil. b1209irthday's arrangement of moonwells and hunter's hall in front of his wood-gathering wisps frustrates the harassment.

The Blademaster tries his luck at real331's base, and manages to kill two unsheltered wisps and cancel a moonwell before being forced to leave under duress by the Keeper. Team GnH creeps both of its expansions with a hunt and grunt army, while team TOWA abuses creep AI and lures its expansion creeps into the range of nearby towers. ugh.2ez blizzard harasses legd-milk's peon lines one more time, noticing that the orc built a second barracks at tier 2 and thus informing his team of an inevitable demolisher push.

At 8:00, team GnH pushes the left chokepoint with the aid of two demolishers, after real331 switched from producing unarmored huntresses to medium-armored archers (all towers have piercing damage which deals 150% damage to unarmored units).

Dual blizzards from the two Archmages stave off the push, but a second Keeper from b1209irthday and focus fire from the archers bring the two Archmages to near death and force them to teleport out. Owls from b1209irthday's Priestess and huntresses effectively render any Blademaster harass futile.

While the two Archmages and Blademaster heal, a newly hired Bloodmage by ugh.2ez fends off the demolishers with a few well-placed flame strikes. Each time team GnH entangles an Archmage or Bloodmage, the hero is chased into the range of team TOWA's towers and several archers and huntresses fall to arrow fire. legd-milk now has six demolishers delivering their load onto the towers of the left chokepoint, but the twice-upgraded human towers with +7 heavy armor apiece and four heroes with AoE spells prove too challenging, and team GnH switches its focus to the orc watch towers of the right chokepoint with only +3 armor apiece. The orc watch towers do prove a bit easier for the demolishers, compelling nearby human peasants to hastily add towers along the back row. cum.2ez's Blademaster and newly hired Alchemist die several times in a brazen effort to kill the siege units. legd-milk now has eight demolishers, but he and b1209irthday are both in low upkeep with none of them expanding yet, compared to both expansions on team TOWA's side having been taken.

Team GnH inadvertently switches back to assaulting the left chokepoint, killing welp.2ez's Archmage and Bloodmage once more, but loses half of its demolishers after chasing into tower range.

cum.2ez builds half a dozen batriders and attacks b1209irthday's base, but is forced to flee from the native dryads. As of now, welp.2ez has several priests and dragonhawks while ugh.2ez has some priests and sorceresses. Team GnH switches once again to attacking the right chokepoint, and in the meantime real331's first chimaera arrives on the scene only to dive headlong into the mass of towers, dying after firing a single volley. Newly upgraded fortified watch towers and the squad of dual Bloodmages and Archmages, all armed with orbs of lightning (used to dispel magic and slow the movement speed of enemy units), easily fend off the siege. ugh.2ez's Archmage becomes focused and dies, and the Blademaster suicides himself in order to kill real331's Keeper.

As team GnH's army storms through the top half of the map in a counterclockwise manner, both of team TOWA's human players kill off their peasants to deny experience. ugh.2ez furiously creates dragonhawk riders as fast as he can, but gaffes and forgets to research cloud for them, which is akin to a corsair's disruption web that only works on buildings. cum.2ez's Blademaster and Alchemist creep the remaining camps left on the map, while welp.2ez's Archmage and Bloodmage single-handedly flatten the entirety of legd-milk's main base.

ugh.2ez wasn't slacking either, and manages to kill off all the peons at legd-milk's nearby expansion with his two heroes. Of course, team GnH, thinking that the game was already in their grasp, could have cared less about any of these consequences.

Team TOWA quickly realizes that they don't have any ground units on the map that they could teleport to with a staff of teleportation later in the game. Their heroes would just sit idle on the perch twiddling their thumbs while being sieged by chimaeras. However, if allowed to run wild outside their perch home, the Blademaster could steadily gain experience from picking off lone units and workers until it attained level 6. Its ultimate, Bladestorm, can bring clusters of buildings and units alike to their knees. cum.2ez luckily had the foresight to buy four mechanical critters from the human shop and scatter them around the map, hiding them in corners and behind various trees.

An invulnerable owl scout from b1209irthday's Priestess inadvertently flies directly over team TOWA's perch fortress at 38:30. Half a minute later, team TOWA's last non-perch structure falls.

A quick update on the two teams:

Close to 20k gold remain in the only three goldmines left on the map. Realizing that they'll need to stay below upkeep in order to maximize the amount of gold they can mine, legd-milk smashes one of his demolishers to stay at exactly 50 food. Four minutes later, he says to heck with it and kills the rest of his demolishers, since they were utterly useless against the perch fortress and were only fodder for any invisible Blademasters stalking about.

At 45:00, real331 resumes chimaera production, summoning his second chimaera of the game. Thirteen minutes later, real331's three chimaera roosts and legd-milk's three beastiaries have finished producing eight +2/+1 chimaeras and two dozen +3/+0 batriders, respectively. They're promptly buffed with a +25% damage from the roar of a master bear, and start sieging the lower-left corner of team TOWA's perch.

The chimaeras successfully take out five watch towers before a batrider succumbs to tower fire. Despite the huge swarm of bats encircling the chimaeras, team TOWA’s dragonhawk riders instigate a skirmish by using aerial shackles, which immobilizes any air unit and deals 30 damage per second, on several of the chimaeras beyond the range of the towers.

In the aftermath, team TOWA trades all six of its batriders and four dragonhawks for team GnH’s 24 batriders. All eight chimaeras survive the encounter, but their health are in the yellow from the batriders' splash damage. They retreat briefly to heal under the cast of tranquility from real331’s Keeper.

cum.2ez’s Blademaster harasses legd-milk’s expansion, killing a few burrows and all of the gold-mining peons to become mere experience points away from level 5. Then, a hilarious incident occurs. At 58:00, welp.2ez makes invisible all nine of his remaining dragonhawk riders with the help of ugh.2ez’s sorceresses, and dispatches them in search of lone, unsuspecting air units. Despite the danger of invisible-detecting owl scouts on the prowl, the dragonhawks find three batriders near the center of the map. The three immediately get shackled and destroyed, but reinforcements quickly appear in the form of three batriders approaching from the left side and three more from the right. In an amazing feat of micro, welp.2ez selects his six remaining dragonhawk riders with aerial shackles not on cooldown and manages to shackle all six incoming batriders.

On the way back to their stronghold after their remarkable success, the dragonhawks stumble upon real331’s chimaera group hovering above some archers. The chimaeras become shackled, but the archers force the dragonhawks to retreat and they end up trading a chimaera for a dragonhawk. At this point in the game, both of the bottom two expansions expire and only 2.5k remain in the one at the top right.

legd-milk has quickly rebuilt his batrider air force by now and, despite a pesky Blademaster skewering one with the help of purge from its lightning orb, has 24 batriders once again. At 1:02:00, nine chimaeras hit the top left corner of the perch, wiping out six towers.

A second skirmish ensues, and a dragonhawk is traded for a chimaera and four bats. Three minutes later, the chimaeras attack the middle of the perch’s left side and lay waste to two towers before losing a chimaera and batrider to tower fire.

Meanwhile, ugh.2ez’s Alchemist kills a few burrows at legd-milk’s lower-left expansion for 25 valuable experience points apiece. It is very close now to level 5.

Ten chimaeras, accompanied by 18 batriders, hit the bottom side of the perch. A dragonhawk rider is traded for four batriders, and moments later, another three bats suicide themselves to snipe a second dragonhawk rider.

While running around picking off lone peons, cum.2ez’s Blademaster stumbles upon real331’s cache of archers at the top right expansion. The Alchemist teleports along and the two heroes quickly massacre nine archers, bringing the Alchemist to two-thirds of a level away from level 6.

Before reinforcements arrive, the Blademaster uses its staff of sanctuary to teleport the Alchemist back onto the perch, then windwalks himself away into thin air. With transmute as an ultimate and able to turn any non-hero enemy unit into gold at a very low cooldown, a level 6 Alchemist is a clear win against the looming chimaera threat.

The chimaeras commit to several hit-and-run attacks, picking off towers one at a time before quickly retreating. At 1:15:00, three more bats suicide themselves to kill a dragonhawk, and soon afterwards, legd-milk’s 10 remaining bats successfully eliminate all five of team TOWA's dragonhawks.

Fifteen minutes pass. The Blademaster finds two lone bears wandering about the lower-right expansion, and the Alchemist teleports along to try and slay them. However, the rejeuvenation skill of the bears, which heals a unit for 400 hitpoints over twelve seconds, proves too strong for both heroes to overcome before reinforcements arrive. Blademaster staffs out the Alchemist before being ambushed, and this is where cum.2ez makes a huge error. The Blademaster uses a staff of teleportation on himself, which unlike a town portal doesn't make the unit invulnerable during the teleport animation. cum.2ez does this before being entangled by a Keeper that he failed to see in time. Lacking any potions or mana for windwalk, the Blademaster quickly falls.

cum.2ez now has to build two burrows and an altar in order to revive his slain Blademaster, while his team’s towers are getting picked off left and right by constant fly-bys from the ten chimaeras. Six minutes later the Blademaster is back on the ground, but team TOWA is down to just three watch towers and one arcane tower. There were originally over 40 towers on the perch; now's there's only four.

For the next several minutes, the chimaeras make several more passes at the perch. In the process, they lose four of their number due to purges from the four heroes guarding the perch who all possess an orb of lightning. Alchemist, thanks to these kills, is now only one-fifth of a level away from level 6. It needs to kill pretty much all six of the remaining chimaeras to reach the next level, or a miracle…

...a miracle that comes in the form of real331’s level 7 Keeper. None of the players on team GnH has any gold left, and if one of their heroes were to die, they wouldn't have enough resources to revive it. cum.2ez’s Blademaster spots the Keeper all alone south of their mountain at 1:47:00, and Alchemist quickly teleports along. The Keeper proves no match for a Blademaster with 150 damage critical attacks and a chemically enraged Alchemist. Alchemist reaches level 6, and legd-milk decides at this point to leave the game.

The game really is over by now. The chimaeras are effectively neutered by the fear of being turned into gold, and b1209irthday is forced to kill off his bears to avoid having them be transmuted. Eventually, real331's chimaeras are picked off one by one, and team GnH's three heroes can only huddle around the tree of life at the upper-right expansion, knowing that their time has come to an end.

All six of team TOWA's heroes teleport down to mop up the remnants of team GnH's army and scattered buildings, and the game is finally over at 2:04:00.